In response to enquiries, I am not dead. Very, very fond of my wardrobe, but am still alive/ possibly in Russia.

All lonely hearts ads are amusing. From the Pink Paper:
"Shy, pretty brunette, no gaydar, seeks lesbian for fun times"

Spectator woman is gone again this week

Soundtrack to my life

I lack an I-pod/MP3 player so instead I put the anthems CD on shuffle. Result follows:

Waking up: "Handsome Devil" - the Smiths

Average day: "Song for the Dumped"- Ben Folds Five

First date: "Everyone's your friend in NYC"- They Might be Giants

Falling in love: "I'd rather dance with you"- Kings of Convenience

Fight scene: "Poisoning pidgeons in the Park"-Tom Lehrer

Breaking up: "Texting"- Bill Bailey

Getting back together: "Beautiful World"-Colin Hay

Life's okay "Stay out of trouble"-Kings of Convenience

Mental breakdown: "Lover I don't have to Love"- Bright Eyes

Driving "Bohemian like you"- The Dandy Warhols

Flashback: "Werewolves of London"-Warren Zevon

Partying "For what is Chatteris?"- Half Man half Biscuit

Happy Dance "Frankly Mr Shankly"- The Smiths

Regretting: "Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk"- Rufus Wainwright

Long night alone "Love Song"- Bill Bailey

Death Scene "Pretty Good looking (for a girl)"- The White Stripes

End credits "Jesusland"- Ben Folds

I may do this later as K did it. (Choosing songs)